Five of the Best Short Politician Jokes

1. Only in Britain…….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so well. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning

“bloodsucking creatures”.

2. Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

3. Political T.V. comm ercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

4. During Britain’s “brain drain,” not a single politician left the country.

5. Nobody can fix the economy. Nobody can be trussted with their finger on the button. Nobody’s perfect. Vote for Nobody.

Related Posts

Joan Van Ark: A Thoughtful Look at Her Life, Career, and Enduring Legacy

Joan Van Ark holds a special place in television history, especially for viewers who grew up watching prime-time dramas in the late 1970s and 1980s. Best known…

Honoring the Life and Legacy of Betty Reid Soskin, National Park Service Ranger

She was a quiet force of history whose life bridged generations and reshaped how America understands its past. Betty Reid Soskin, the oldest serving ranger in the…

Creamy Jalapeño Popper Casserole

This low-carb, keto-friendly casserole delivers all the classic jalapeño popper flavors—rich,  creamy, cheesy, and spicy—paired with savory ground beef for a hearty, satisfying dish. Instructions Step 1: Preheat…

“She Sat in His Cell Awaiting Execution—Then He Made One Final Request…”

The United States, a country that holds one of the highest incarceration rates in the world. Continues to face intense scrutiny over aspects of its criminal justice…

A Small Gesture of Kindness That Made the Whole Evening Better

The evening was supposed to be ordinary: just my wife and me, enjoying a quiet meal after a hectic week. But what unfolded turned into a memory…

Did you know that if a black CAT approaches you, its a clear sign that!

🐾 When a Black Cat Crosses Your Path Have you ever paused when a black cat crosses your path—or walks straight toward you? For centuries, that moment…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *