Five of the Best Short Politician Jokes

1. Only in Britain…….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so well. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning

“bloodsucking creatures”.

2. Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

3. Political T.V. comm ercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

4. During Britain’s “brain drain,” not a single politician left the country.

5. Nobody can fix the economy. Nobody can be trussted with their finger on the button. Nobody’s perfect. Vote for Nobody.

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