A Slim Fast Comeback

One evening, a husband, thinking he was being clever, teased his wife, saying,

“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast — it might shave a few inches off your backside!”

His wife, far from amused, decided she couldn’t let such a comment slide without a little payback.

The next morning, as the husband pulled out a pair of underwear from his drawer, he noticed a puff of powdery dust fill the air.

“What on earth is this?” he muttered, baffled, as he shook them out.

“April!” he called out to his wife in the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

With a sly grin, she replied, “Oh, honey, that’s not talcum powder… it’s Miracle-Gro.”

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