An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket

The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli”

He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.

An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

Once again he informs her that they afre out of stock.

15 minutes before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager askes can I help.

“I’m looking for Broccoli.”

The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.

She says yes “DOG.”

“Very good, can you spell Cat in Cats delight.”

She says “CAT”

“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”

She says, There’s no F Broccoli”

“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day”

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