Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man” The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip mugley, your turn”.
Related Posts
A few hours ago a big fire broke out in M… See more
Sirens shattered the night as City glowed an ominous orange. Families fled into the streets as roads closed and smoke swallowed the skyline. No one knew how…
The Quiet Power of Cinnamon Tea: Your Daily Sip for Gentle Wellness and Natural Balance
In our fast-paced lives, many of us feel constantly off-balance—energy crashes after meals, subtle bloating that lingers, or that nagging sense of mental fog even on “good”…
I bathed my paralyzed father-in-law behind my husband’s back… and upon discovering a mark on his body, I fell to my knees as the secret of my past was revealed.
He was someone directly connected to the darkest secret of her past. And when Daniel returned… the truth would destroy everything. Lucía was a loving and devoted…
The 5 most disturbing predictions attributed to Nostradamus for the world in 2026.
For more than five hundred years, Michel de Nostradamus has fascinated historians and prophecy enthusiasts alike. His verses were intentionally cryptic, designed to hide meaning while surviving…
A man smells a strong smell in his house, when he finds out that he opens the wall he finds!
It began with a smell — faint, sour, and fleeting — drifting through the hallway like a whisper. At first, Tom Fisher, a 42-year-old homeowner in the suburbs,…
Homeless Teen Gives Her Only Blanket To A Stranger’s Baby — Then A Hells Angel Steps Out Of The Shadows
The wind at the East 14th Street bus shelter was a physical thing, a predator that stole warmth. It was 6 degrees, felt like -14. Mia Rodriguez,…