A recent comedy sketch depicting Biden before the highly anticipated debate with former President Joe Biden has gone viral. The skit appeared to mock Biden’s preparations at Camp David, where he spent seven days before facing the formidable debate opponent Donald Trump.
The comedy sketch shows two men in formal attire, presumably portraying Biden’s “handlers,” which conservatives often discuss, attempting to coach President Biden on his talking points and conduct. Seen through the perspective of Biden, behind them is a whiteboard showing the debate night “do’s” and “don’ts.”
“Okay, Joe, last one, we’ve been here for a week. You got this all right?” one of the men stressed, while making emphatic hand gestures. The individuals proceeded to instruct the president to emphasize Trump’s recent felony conviction in the hush money case brought against him.
“Number one, the dude, convicted felon. Say Trump’s a convicted felon over and over,” the handlers stressed. “Every answer,” one quipped. Furthermore, they emphasized in an infantilizing, simplistic manner to highlight how the president views Russia with disdain while maintaining glowing support for Ukraine.
“Russia. Bad. Russia’s real bad, real bad,” one them said. “Ukraine good. Zelinksy, more money, millions, billions in Ukraine,” they followed up. Moreover, they touched on one of Biden’s most significant sources of criticism throughout his administration: the rampant illegal immigration stemming from the border crisis.
Demonstrating how many Democrats have denied that there is a legitimate border crisis, Biden’s handlers told him to dismiss the concerns of MAGA Republicans. “Border secure. What did he talk about? Wide open border. What are you nuts? Aliens are cool,” they said.
The two staff members also touched on the left’s obsession with the LGBT agenda and the supposed right to an abortion. “LGBTQ, ai plus, we love the gays,” they said before jumping up and down in an effeminate manner. They added, “Abortions. Have them, everybody.” Watch the sketch below:
Thereafter, the skit took a jab at President Biden’s old age, where he often appears tired and unfocused. One of the men commanded Biden to focus while dangling car keys as a “shiny thing” to keep him attentive. “Don’t fall asleep, that’s number one of the list!” they said as Biden’s eyes began to close while they prepared a syringe of adrenaline.
“Joe, focus, continue. Alright, don’t talk incest. You didn’t shower your daughter at an inappropriate you were conserving water,” the skit added, addressing other conservative speculation. The comedic act called out the recent controversy with Hunter Biden, who was found guilty on all charges in his federal gun trial.
“Do not spoil your work. And listen, if hunter comes up, he’s amazing, alright, the smartest man you know!” they said. Furthermore, the two coaches bribed Biden with an oreo treat if he could refrain from stating a racial slur during the debate. “And do not say the N word Joseph, or lie. Guess what? You don’t say the N word. You got a little treat. Double stop Oreo cookie. Last but not least, do not insult Israel, don’t you? love the Jews, I think.”
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