Blonde in a store


Jokes about blondes have been around for a lot of time, and the following is definitely put a smile on your face.

A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.

She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”

The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”

The blonde then asks, “What does it do?”

The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”

The blonde says, “Oh! I could use something like that! I’ll take it!”

The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”

The blonde replies, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”

Please SHARE this joke with your family and friends on Facebook if it make you laugh.

Bored Daddy

Related Posts

My Husband Became an Organ Donor – His Doctor Stopped Me in the Hospital Hallway and Said, ‘There’s Something He Made Me Promise Not to Give You Until Now’

I thought carrying out my husband’s final wish would be the hardest thing I would ever have to do. Then I discovered he had prepared for something…

My Husband Became an Organ Donor – His Doctor Stopped Me in the Hospital Hallway and Said, ‘There’s Something He Made Me Promise Not to Give You Until Now’

One morning, I found him standing in front of our bedroom mirror struggling with his shirt buttons. “Give me that.” “I’ve got it.” “You put the third…

Two weeks later, Cecelia was born after a quiet, uncomplicated delivery.

When the nurse placed her against my chest, she tucked her thumb into her fist. Mark had slept like that too. I laughed through tears. “Of course…

My Husband Made Me Host His 40th Birthday Party While I Had a Broken Leg – Then His Mother Walked in and Made Him Regret It

Three weeks after fracturing my leg, I discovered that my husband had invited 30 guests to a birthday party and expected me to prepare everything alone. As…

My Husband Made Me Host His 40th Birthday Party While I Had a Broken Leg – Then His Mother Walked in and Made Him Regret It

It was also when I finally stopped doing it too. Three weeks before the party, I had missed the final step on our back porch while carrying…

My Husband Made Me Host His 40th Birthday Party While I Had a Broken Leg – Then His Mother Walked in and Made Him Regret It

I continued spreading frosting between the cake layers. “Didn’t he order food?” she asked. “He decided it cost too much.” “Did he help this morning?” I kept…

Ads Blocker Image Powered by Code Help Pro

Ads Blocker Detected!!!

We have detected that you are using extensions to block ads. Please support us by disabling these ads blocker.

Powered By
100% Free SEO Tools - Tool Kits PRO